Welcome to today. In addition to being a Thursday, today is one of the cusp dates between the zodiacal signs of Gemini and Cancer, the Solstice (that is, first day of summer) in the Northern Hemisphere as Dan Lyke points out, and my 7670th day as an independently functioning living creature--which means, according to the peculiar analog mind machine called the calendar,
my twenty-first birthday, even though a year has an average of 365.25 days and 365.25 times 21 is 7669, not 7670. But then I wouldn't be 21 on a 21st in 2001, some alliteration only improvable by being August rather than June, so the zeroes can make an eight.
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