OK, how about:
Frosty the Snowman is a fairytale, they say. He was made of snow, but the children know how he came to life one day... in the Twilight Zone.
Then there's always:
Ashcroft the Snowman
Was a jolly happy soul
With a corncob pipe and a button nose
And a heart made out of coal
...
There must have been some magic
In that old Red Scare they found
For when they placed it in his head
He began to dance around
