Ev suggests ReadyMade, a magazine. They have a neat article on a chocolate factory online, and offer a free issue:
If ReadyMade does not amuse me, I'll just write THIS DOES NOT AMUSE ME! across my invoice, mail it back in the pre-addressed envelope, and owe nothing. I might even write "Charlatans" on the envelope. The free first issue is mine to keep and use as gift wrapping.